Total Medals Earned: 1,628 (From 280 different games.) Total Medal Score: 20,365 Points
Medals Earned: 7/34 (35/345 points)
experience the copyright infringement random event
experience the cult hit random event
have zero happiness
become level 5
experience all of the random events
experience the tax refund random event
experience the witchcraft random event
write 100 books
write 25 articles
write 10 books about betrayal
write 10 medieval books
write 10 books about politics
write 10 historical books
make it to year 25
have over $1000
write a book in every genre
write 100 articles
buy a car
become level 10
become level 15
have level 25 charisma
have level 25 humour
have level 25 intelligence
have level 25 research
have level 25 style
have level 25 wit
have level 25 vocabulary
buy the typewriter
make it to year 50
write 1000 books
become level 25
have every skill level 25 or higher
upgrade a skill to level 100
make it to the year 100
Medals Earned: 7/54 (35/480 points)
enter your name
have intelligence of 5
use a publisher
write a book with a quality of 10 or more
write a book with a quality of 5 or more
have research of 10
have research of 5
have $5000
write 5 books
play 100 in-game weeks
play 50 in-game weeks
buy a bus pass
have charisma of 10
have charisma of 5
have humour of 10
have humour of 5
have intelligence of 10
self publish a book
have style of 10
have style of 5
buy a tent
buy a typewriter
have vocabulary of 10
have vocabulary of 5
have wit of 10
have wit of 5
have $10000
write 25 books
play 250 in-game weeks
write 50 books
play 500 in-game week
buy an apartment
have charisma of 20
have charisma of 30
buy a computer
have humour of 20
have humour of 30
have intelligence of 20
have intelligence of 30
have research of 20
have research of 30
have style of 20
have style of 30
have vocabulary of 20
have vocabulary of 30
have wit of 20
have wit of 30
buy a fancy apartment
buy a fancy car
buy a laptop
write a book with a quality of 25 or more
Medals Earned: 46/58 (365/500 points)
write 10 books
get in the top 40 of the book charts
get in the top 10 of the book charts
reach #1 on the book charts
Medals Earned: 2/20 (35/500 points)
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Beat The Black And White Level 1
Beat BAW Level 2
Beat BAW Level 3
Beat BAW Level 4
Beat BAW Level 5
Beat Blue Level 1
Get to the Colored Levels
Beat Green Level 1
Beat Indigo Level 1
Beat Orange Level 1
Beat Red Level 1
Beat Violet Level 1
Beat The Rainbow Level
Beat Yellow Level 1
Have the screen be unbearably flashy while playing
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/4 (20/120 points)
...and ordered a beer.
You went to the bar...
You drank four beers
Medals Earned: 5/7 (50/250 points)
Get 1000 Points
Get 5000 Points
Post your Score
Get 10.000 Points
Get 50.000 Points
Get 100.000 Points
Get 200.000 Points
Medals Earned: 2/4 (35/235 points)
Stab a person on camera
Kill a police officer
Hit the floor 20 times
Get the "best" ending
Medals Earned: 8/18 (100/490 points)
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Detect la Poirot!
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Rock out the Zappa
Dig up King Tut
Find your soul (patch)
Locate Lemmy!
Successfully audition the Thespian
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Successfully find the Goatee
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/105 points)
Get some stone
Retire
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/40 points)
Don't call me a b****
Discover the meaning of life
Get a certain number of points