Total Medals Earned: 1,585 (From 278 different games.) Total Medal Score: 19,950 Points
Medals Earned: 46/58 (365/500 points)
have $5000
write 10 books
play 100 in-game weeks
write 5 books
play 50 in-game weeks
enter your name
buy a bus pass
have charisma of 10
have charisma of 5
have humour of 10
have humour of 5
have intelligence of 10
have intelligence of 5
use a publisher
write a book with a quality of 10 or more
write a book with a quality of 5 or more
have research of 10
have research of 5
self publish a book
have style of 10
have style of 5
buy a tent
get in the top 40 of the book charts
buy a typewriter
have vocabulary of 10
have vocabulary of 5
have wit of 10
have wit of 5
have $10000
write 25 books
play 250 in-game weeks
write 50 books
play 500 in-game week
buy an apartment
buy a car
buy a computer
have intelligence of 20
buy a laptop
write a book with a quality of 25 or more
have research of 20
get in the top 10 of the book charts
have vocabulary of 20
buy a fancy apartment
buy a fancy car
reach #1 on the book charts
have charisma of 20
have charisma of 30
have humour of 20
have humour of 30
have intelligence of 30
have research of 30
have style of 20
have style of 30
have vocabulary of 30
have wit of 20
have wit of 30
write 100 books
Medals Earned: 2/20 (35/500 points)
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Beat The Black And White Level 1
Beat BAW Level 2
Beat BAW Level 3
Beat BAW Level 4
Beat BAW Level 5
Beat Blue Level 1
Get to the Colored Levels
Beat Green Level 1
Beat Indigo Level 1
Beat Orange Level 1
Beat Red Level 1
Beat Violet Level 1
Beat The Rainbow Level
Beat Yellow Level 1
Have the screen be unbearably flashy while playing
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/4 (20/120 points)
...and ordered a beer.
You went to the bar...
You drank four beers
Medals Earned: 5/7 (50/250 points)
Get 1000 Points
Get 5000 Points
Post your Score
Get 10.000 Points
Get 50.000 Points
Get 100.000 Points
Get 200.000 Points
Medals Earned: 2/4 (35/235 points)
Stab a person on camera
Kill a police officer
Hit the floor 20 times
Get the "best" ending
Medals Earned: 8/18 (100/490 points)
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Detect la Poirot!
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Rock out the Zappa
Dig up King Tut
Find your soul (patch)
Locate Lemmy!
Successfully audition the Thespian
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Successfully find the Goatee
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/105 points)
Get some stone
Retire
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/40 points)
Don't call me a b****
Discover the meaning of life
Get a certain number of points