Total Medals Earned: 1,585 (From 278 different games.) Total Medal Score: 19,950 Points
Medals Earned: 2/18 (20/275 points)
Kill 200 Cavemen!
Kill 12 hippos!
Destroy 75 rafts!
Kill 17 swimming birds!
Cut off 80 crocodiles limbs!
Crush 12 dinosaur eggs!
Kill 500 fishes!
Kill 40 flying birds!
Kill 35 running birds!
Crush 100 shells!
Kill 6 giant spiders!
Kill the dragonfly in under 5 seconds!
Kill the first flying reptile in under 5 seconds!
Kill the giant turtle in under 30 seconds!
Cut off 25 plesiosaur limbs!
Kill the second flying reptile in under 5 seconds!
Kill the third flying reptile in under 5 seconds!
Crush 10 giant trees!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
You now have yourself a completed speech.
Open your cellphone
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/465 points)
Preschool
Kindergarten
Elementary School
Junior High
High School
Associated Degree
Bachelor Degree
Masters Degree
NASA LEVEL
PhD Graduate
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
And a happy new year!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/25 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/155 points)
Play for 50 (in-game) days
Read through the entire manual.
Get more than 50 customers in one day.
Buy all four properties.
Get a daily net result higher than $500.
Medals Earned: 4/32 (40/500 points)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Death snagged you so young!
Yogurt.
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Check out any of the external links
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Science is bad, M'kay?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
A classic for bidding!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
You become Saint Awesome!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 7/11 (185/385 points)
Take out your first bandit
50 bandit kills
Shoot 5 bullets mid-air
Get some answers
Take no damage for 60 seconds of active play
Unlock all weapons
Win a perfect showdown
Continue your family re-union
10 ricochet kills
Say goodbye to an old friend
Settle a score
Medals Earned: 12/24 (330/1,000 points)
Do a 4 hits combo with zombies only
Knock an enemy off your hood by hitting the side walls
Shoot an enemy off your hood with the pistol
Use a water jug to put off your burning engine
Drive 3 KM with all 4 tires blown
Hit 25 civilians
Hit 50 highway soldiers
Defeat a helicopter
Get all 5 enemy types off your hood
Do a 3 hits vehicle collision combo
Buy all the upgrades
Do 30 zombie splatter hits
Hit 16 enemies, alternating between zombie and soldier or vice versa
Kill 10 zombies at low speed
Shoot a soldier while he's pointing his gun at you and before he shoots
Avoid 10 mutated zombies
Exit the city with at least 15 seconds to spare
Drive 0.5 KM at maximum speed
Reach up to 45 seconds bonus time in Dead On Time
Dodge 10 carpet bombings
Drive 10 KM in Dead On Time
Beat Highway To Hell
Drive 10 KM in Police State
Beat The Great Escape